Im gearing up for the controversy this post is gonna spark. Everybody loves Christmas movies, but typically, things tend to get a tad controversial when ordering them from best to worst. Below are my top 10 favorite Christmas movies of all time.
10) Polar Express: The Polar Express is one of the most comforting movies a person could watch during the holiday season. Tom Hanks plays the voice of just about every character and does a great job doing it. Im assuming this movie cracks everybodys top 10. The only reason its in the #10 spot on my list is because the animations are kind of freaky looking. Not a big fan of the “caribou on the tracks” scene either. Those two clutsy conductors shouldnt be driving that train in the first place and should have their licenses revoked immediately.
9) The Santa Clause: I feel like the only reason this movie is popular is because abc family, or whatever the hell they call it now, plays it 500+ times during “25 days of Christmas”. No other notable films are coming to mind right now that star Tim Allen, so ill say this is his best work. His wife was such a bitch in this movie and he throws it right in her face by taking Charlie for a joy ride in his sleigh on Christmas Night; proving he is the favorite out of the divorced parents.
8) Frosty the Snowman: Cant hold Frosty down for long. One of the most lovable characters of Christmas folk lore. Impossible to not have a smile on your face when Frosty has the neighborhood kids in an uproar. Also impossible to not have a tear in your eye when Frosty has to dip out because the tempurature is rising.
7) How the Grinch Stole Christmas: I know we all love firing up the cartoon version on Christmas Eve, but on this list im regarding Jim Carrey’s performance as the Grinch in the 2000 hit comedy. Jeez this movie came out in 2000. How old do you feel right now? I was five years old. Just another testament to how good of a movie this really is. I find this movie just as funny now as I did when I was five years old. Jim Carrey’s humor is universal. Impossible to watch this movie and not laugh.
6) A Christmas Story: When I watch this movie I watch it in bulk. TBS shows this movie on a 24 hour loop on Christmas Eve and I can guarantee you that after the Lettieri family gorges themselves around the dinner table, were plopping our asses on the couch and throwing on TBS for at least two little Ralphie go rounds. The leg lamp, the bunny costume, and the red ryder bb gun. Classic scenes that cannot be matched.
5) National Lampoons Christmas Vacation: Chevy Chase in his prime. Hard to beat. I too often hear “Ive never seen it”, come out of the mouths of members of my generation. Well if you’re one of those people, drop everything you’re doing and put it on right now. The Griswold family is too entertaining. The combination of obnoxious cousin eddie mixed with perpetual misfortune and disorganization is relatable for families all over the country.
4) Home Alone: Kevin Mcallister is one of the greatest minds of our time. The trap creations he has put forth should make him eligible to win a nobel peace prize. Whats better than watching Marv and Harry continously eat shit and get outsmarted by Macaulay Culkin. Nothing. Guess the “wet bandits” got the last laugh though, as it seems Macaulay is now addicted to heroine. Oh well, I bet the actor that played Fuller is succesful as fuck.
3) Santa Clause is Coming to Town: This is where things start to get serious. No more messing around with the comedies about Christmas. The Rankin and Bass films are probably the purest Christmas movies you can find. From the singing to the dancing to the story line. Just the old tale of Kris Kringle saving Christmas. Has there ever been a better antagonist than Bugermeister Meisterburger? Win, lose, or draw, thats the kind of name that gets you places in life.
2) Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Another Bass and Rankin classic I watched growing up. I can still hear the noise Rudolph’s nose made when it lit up. Rudy might take the cake for best Christmas character ever created (sorry Frosty). His song is fire, hes a true underdog, and now all the other reindeers are on his D because hes leading them to the promised land. Blitzen wasnt a day one, dasher wasnt a day one, comet wasnt a day one, but Clarice was there. Im sure shes reaping the benefits. Yukon Cornelius is a stud by the way.
1) Elf: The undisputed champ. Unbeatable. Everyone has seen it so im not gonna give much of a summary. Seen this movie an infinite amount of times and still crack up whenever I watch it. The first time I saw this movie was at Commack cinemas and the entire theater was pissing their pants. If a genie came out if a bottle and granted me one wish I would wish to be able to see Elf for the first time again. Definitely a movie I cant wait to show to my kids one day. Will Ferrell made syrup,spaghetti, and candy look appetizing. Could of won an oscar for this performance. “But the children love the books”, iconic.